They say that after 7-10 years, every atom that makes up your body has been replaced. Brand new stardust, as it were. Or maybe they don't say that. Maybe I just made that up. The point is this website certaintly didn't describe the Mike Perry of 2007. It described the Mike Perry of ~1998-2002, with a few sarcastic comments here and there from Mike Perry's of 2004 and 2006 thrown in for good measure.
So consequently, I've decided to burn down the website. I figure I'll still keep the urls to legitimate content in case people still link to them, but if you were a fscked.org fanboy or fangirl (may goddess have mercy on you), regrettably most personal content is now gone. Hope you had backups.
Maybe at some point I will be motivated to replace this lame page with some actual content management. Cause hey, page rank and all that shit is important. Gotta get name recognition. Gotta build the brand image.
Anyways.. Happy solstice! It's about damn time the nights started getting longer again.